rEad tHe sTory fIrst...

We'd go and sit on the balcony at Terminal 3 at Heathrow Airport, directly under one
of the PA speakers where we put a tape machine in a bag with the microphone poking out
of the top. Then w e'd look for a flight that had arrived in the last 40 minutes
from somewhere where you'd expect people with unpronounceable names...

We would then go to the Airport Help Desk with a pre-written note containing
the names of fictitious passengers and ask them to read out the names
over the PA system.

The passenger's names looked innocent enough on paper but they sounded like
something else when read out loud.

click on the "sounded like" link to hear the voice...

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==> Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed
sounded like
I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired...

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==> Arjevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie
sounded like
I've just been fired, and bye-bye everybody

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==> Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Krost
sounded like
I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed...

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==> Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet
sounded like
Oo-ah, that's better and now I need a shit...

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==> Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted
sounded like
My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard...

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==> Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee,
sounded like
Still I got my own back and took a piss in his tea...