Q: How do you keep a dumbo busy all day??
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

Q: How do you make a dumbo laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Q: Why did dumbo stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'.

Q: How do you keep a dumbo busy?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

Q: Why can't dumobs make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe.

Q: How did dumbo try to kill the bird?
A: He threw it off a cliff.

Q: Why did 18 dumbos go to a movie?
A: Because below 18 was not allowed !!!

Q: What do you call a dumbo in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

Q: Why did the dumbo take his typewriter to the doctor?
A: He thought it was pregnant because it missed a period.

Q: A dumbo ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."