Dumbo #1: "Have you ever read Shakespeare?"
Dumbo #2: "No, who wrote it?"



A dumbo's wife gave birth to twins?
Her husband is out looking for the other man.



Dumbo: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
Dumbo: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the wierdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."



A dumbo was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, he said to himself "oh well !" and turned around and drove home.