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 It was election time and a politician decided to go out to the local reservation 
and try to get the Native American vote. They were all assembled in the Council 
Hall to hear the speech. The politician had worked up to his finale, and the crowd 
was getting more and more excited. "I promise better education opportunities for 
Native Americans!"
 
 The crowd went wild, shouting "Hoya! Hoya!" The politician was a bit puzzled by 
the native word, but was encouraged by their enthusiasm. "I promise gambling reforms 
to allow a Casino on the Reservation!"
 
 "Hoya! Hoya!" cried the crowd, stomping their feet.
 
 "I promise more social reforms and job opportunities for Native Americans!" The 
crowd reached a frenzied pitch shouting "Hoya! Hoya! Hoya!"
 
 After the speech, the Politician was touring the Reservation, and saw a tremendous 
herd of cattle. Since he was raised on a ranch, and knew a bit about cattle, he asked 
the Chief if he could get closer to take a look at the cattle.
 
 "Sure," the Chief said, "but be careful not to step in the hoya."
 
 
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