An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest,
"Father, I'm 80 years old, married, have four kids and 11
grandchildren, and last night I had an affair. I made love to
two 21 year old girls. Both of them. Twice."
The priest said: "Well, my son, when was the last time you were
"Never Father, I'm Jewish."
"So then, why are you telling me?"
"Are you kidding? I'm telling everybody!"