A Chinese couple who worked together in a
restaurant, get married. The girl supposedly is
a virgin. On the wedding night, she cowers naked
under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring,
"My darling, I know this is your first time, and you
are frightened. I assure you, I will give you anything
you want, I will do anything you want. What do you
"I want number 69," she replies.
"What?" says the surprised groom, "You want beef