ittle Johnny had never had sex in his life, so his buddy Billy told him that he'd take him to a girl that would teach him a few things. He agrees.

ater, Little Johnny's in a room with the girl. She takes off her clothes, and asks him, "Do you know what I want?"

ittle Johnny says, quite honestly, "No."

he lies down on the bed, and asks him the same question again.

gain he answers, "No."

ow, she's not sure exactly what to do, so she spreads her legs all the way spread-eagle! She asks, "Now do you know what I want?"

ittle Johnny answers, "Yeah. You want the whole damned bed to yourself."