Ole and Sven are fishing one day when Sven pulls out a cigar. Finding he
has no matches, he asks Ole for a light. "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a
lighter," he replies, reached into his tackle box, and pulls out a BIC
lighter, 10 inches long.
"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaims Sven, "vhere did yew get dat monster??"
"Vell," replies Ole, "I got it from my genie."
"You haff a genie?" Sven asks.
"Ya, shure, right here in my tackle box," said Ole.
"Could I see him?" Sven asks
So Ole opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the genie. Sven
says, addressing the genie, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master.
Vill you grant me vun vish?"
"Yes I will", says the genie.
So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks.
The genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there,
waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with
the sound of a million ducks, flying overhead.
Sven yells at Ole, "Hey, I asked for a million BUCKS, not Ducks!"
Ole answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew, da genie is hard of hearing. Do
yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch BIC?"