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Ole and Sven are fishing one day when Sven pulls out a cigar. Finding he has no matches, he asks Ole for a light. "Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter," he replies, reached into his tackle box, and pulls out a BIC lighter, 10 inches long.

"Yiminy Cricket!" exclaims Sven, "vhere did yew get dat monster??"

"Vell," replies Ole, "I got it from my genie."

"You haff a genie?" Sven asks.

"Ya, shure, right here in my tackle box," said Ole.

"Could I see him?" Sven asks

So Ole opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the genie. Sven says, addressing the genie, "Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?"

"Yes I will", says the genie.

So Sven asks the genie for a million bucks.

The genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there, waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks, flying overhead.

Sven yells at Ole, "Hey, I asked for a million BUCKS, not Ducks!"

Ole answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew, da genie is hard of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch BIC?"

 


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