A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten
husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new
husband:
"Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."
"What?" said the puzzled groom.
"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept
telling me how great it was going to be.
Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really
sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look
into it and get back to me.
Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything
checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the
system up.
Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he
had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to
deliver.
Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic
process but wanted three years to research, implement,
and design a new state-of-the-art method.
Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he
thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his
job or not.
Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice
product, he was never sure how to position it.
Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk
about it.
Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was...
God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really
excited!"
"Good," said the new husband, "but, why?"
"You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!
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