At a cattleman's convention in Denver, a Houston
rancher was boasting for hours about how big and
rich the Lone Star State is.
Finally a Denver rancher said, "Lookie here,
Texas-man, we've got more water than we need in
our pristine mountain lakes. Why don't we just
run a pipe from them down to your barren areas.
If you Texans can suck as well as you can blow,
your troubles are over!"